Zulu war Lancers

The plans to have a go at something historical continues. I had bought a copy of Ospreys Men Who Would be Kings, which is a nice neat system (similar to Dragon Rampant) and was using that book as a guide to what to buy. Another box of plastic Zulus from Perry's was a must as even at skirmish level you need a lot. 

I bought some MDF movement trays Warbases for them to aid in play.

I then wanted to get something else for the Brits, so some cavalry was a must. 

They are metal from Perry's and as usual a lovely sculpt. I do think the actual lances themselves are going to be prone to bending or even snapping easily, they may have to get replaced with brass rods in the future.

The pendant flags are hand painted paper, a strip of masking tape down some paper meant I could paint a crisp red line, then the shapes were just cut from the paper. A thin coat of Modge Podge makes them nice and firm for shaping into dynamic, flapping shapes.

I've no idea if the horse colouring is historically accurate, I just decided to have  bit of fun painting them all different colours. Just like everyone else I speak to, I hate painting horses, all that tack is a pain to do. 

I did get to use some of the models, for a game of Blood and Steel at the local club I took my Zulus. It was a fun system and I would play it again. I'm really not well read on this era so I picked up a copy of Daniel Mersey's A Wargamer's Guide to the Anglo-Zulu Wars. It's a a great introductory read to the history and how it relates to the tabletop. I found myself using the Horns of the Buffalo in our game as a valid tactic. 

Talking of the club, our annual show Colours, at Newbury Racecourse is swiftly approaching. I shall be on the Bring and Buy stall for a lot of the day, so come say hi. It's always busy there but that just shows its worth coming for a peruse.  It is on the 9th of September, more details can be found here. As I'm volunteering for the show this year I may not be able to review the show as a punter like previously, but I'm sure I'll have some comments to make afterwards. Looking forward to seeing you all there!

Turnip28 attempt

 I've never made myself beholden to a set frequency of blog posts, but I tend to get itchy if I don't at least post once a month. So, when I noticed my last post was the beginning of June and July is rapidly disappearing I thought I better give an update.

As you may know I have joined my local club and I now get to play a tabletop game every week. Finally all these models I have painting are getting some action. The first fun is working out how to safely transport them to the club each week along with all the terrain and paraphernalia required, thank goodness for flexible high tensile foam!

I have been aware of the phenomenon that is Turnip28 ever since it started spreading across the hobbying Internet like the creeping hidden root system of a perennial weed. I only failed to look into it due to the other numerous ongoing projects on the painting tray. A couple of the club members have been enjoying games of it however and encouraged me to have a go at kitbashing something for it myself.

A trip to the cobweb infested garage to delve in the bits box (it's more like a packing trunk these days) and I returned to my hobby desk with a good handful of forgotten, unclipped sprues (Many of which were various magazine freebies from Wargames Illustrated). So for just the cost of the extra paints and tufts I purchased specifically during this project I created a starter Turnip28 force. When deciding on a faction I opted to go for The Fungivorous Herd due to the fact that my model collection already includes a vast array of different animals I could use for the Specialist unit, The Herd. The rest of the force is as follows.

The Toff, Sir Reginald Boggis.

The steed is GW as are the hangers on (not needed but I thought they fit the theme) Sir Boggis is kitbashed from Warlord, Perry, Frostgrave and Fireforge bits.

The Chaff.

These chaps are made from Victrix bodies and Frostgrave heads. (Prussians I think.) The bodies are one complete piece on the sprue so I decided not to mess too much and just pop some alternative heads on. The basing was fun to do, mixing a couple of Tamiya texture paints with agrax earthshade to darken some spots and then tufts and model railway ballast added in patches.

The Toadies, Sir Arnold Bunce and Sir Hugo Bean.

I think they are Perry Steeds and then like Boggis the riders are a mash up of Perry, Fireforge, Frostgrave and Warlord.

The Fodder.

Like the Chaff these are a complete body (from Victrix again I think) with Perry and Frostgrave heads this time. I love the combo of big coat and hat and tried to give the coats a faded cammoflage look.

The Brutes.

These guys all have heads from the Fireforge knights sprue and bodies made from Perry and Fireforge bits. These are my close combat unit so I felt being partially armoured fitted into that. I can imagine those helmets are now fused to their heads and they can only now eat turnip smoothies through the breathing holes.

The whole lot were great fun to make, I could have probably been a bit more liberal with the muck and grime, I suspect they look a bit clean compared to other Turnip28 armies. I'm pleased with them though and I'm looking forward to having a go at the rules. The kitbashing fun isn't over yet though as I couldn't resist pre-ordering a copy of the new rules "The Doomed" which is a scifi game that also encourages using your own creations on the tabletop. The latest Stargrave plastic sprues that have just arrived will certainly come in handy for that. Don't expect to see anything within the month though!

I got carried away

So, a while ago I decided I needed vikings. I bought a load of metal vikings at Colours and only painted a couple of them. I think it was because I had picked up the rulebook Ragnarok and it looked fun. Well, I finally finished painting the rest of them:

They are all painted in the same restricted pallette as my Frostgrave barbarians, which although not historically accurate, do go well with the vikings.

The standard bearers were the last to be done as I really wasn't keen on handpainting some flags and I hadn't found a set of pre-printed I liked. In the end I found a pdf online with some examples that were just a bit too large. A simple click of a mouse to print the pdf in landscape instead of portrait, shrunk all the images by half. A couple of layers of pva gave the paper some structure so it stayed in the wavy flag form and then superglue finished the job sticking the two halves together.

I couldn't resist getting everything out on a table with a bit of terrain just for the photo opportunity. This is all a mix of various manufacturers but keeping the pallette simple across them all I think has tied them together. I can use the vikings for some historical skirmishing and then if I want to do something a bit more fantastical (Dragon Rampant to the max anyone?) I can put this all together.

Masters of the Universe - into Eternia once again

Whilst at Salute last month I had to pay a visit to the stand of Archon Studios. You will recall I go on and on about how great their plastic kits are and my collection of Masters of the Universe Battleground seems to continuously expand. When I bought the starter box set I also received a limited edition He-man with Battlecat and I was sure I would not be able to obtain the Skeletor equivalent as it was listed as a tournament exclusive model. I did however have my fingers crossed when I got the Archon stand just in case they had one or two floating about.  

Turns out they did, Archon had decided to make the available at shows as well, so I was super excited to grab a Skeletor and also Hordak astride his Mantisaur.

Tremble at the mighty Mantisaur

The base is a metallic artificial floor rather than the usual rocky outcrop.

My only issue was you had to place him in the saddle before adding the mantisaur legs, so I couldn't paint the separately.

What a great pose(r)

Replicating the colour of his saddle to match the original toy colour was tricky.

I drew the line at replicating the purple flock look of the original

When I first painted these two chaps I had mixed some of their colours on a wet pallette to try and match their toy colours, so when it came to painting them again, I had to try and repeat the exercise from memory. I don't think I got Skeletors blue skin to match properly, but I prefer the new look.

 

 

 

So, what else have I been painting? Surely that is not all I bought from Salute? Well, I did buy some more plastic cowboys from Great Escape Games and a box of Fireforge zombies and I have been kitbashing some zombie cowboys for a future project. I had wonderful fun throwing bits together, you only get to see three of them at the moment though as that is all I have painted. 

The chap on the right is actually made up all from the cowboys sprues. I wanted to see if I could make a 'fresh' zombie, so the pose and the pallid flesh are the only clues to his recent resurrection. (Or is he about to kick an invisible football?). Youngest and I have been making a medieval style army from Fireforge Knights plastic kits (mounted and on foot) as well, so the home has been foggy with the stench of polystyrene cement. Only future posts will tell whether I end up painting them for him or they remain grey for a while.

On the gaming side of things, I recently decided to venture to a game night of the Newbury and Reading Wargames Society. I have been a patron of their yearly show for more years than I can remember now, so I decided to go and say hello. They were super welcoming, I got to join in and roll some dice on my first visit. So, I shall be popping back next week and signing up for full membership. I, of course will be armed with a handful of Osprey games books to try and convert them all to the way of the Rampant series....

Salute is most definitely back!

Well it happened. The big show of the year, Salute. We set off super early in case of mishap. The Distinguished Opponent grumbled about the early start, then on the way our train broke. Luckily it was a quick ten minutes stop whilst the driver turned the train off and on again and we carried on our journey. Whilst in the humongous queue to enter the show Distinguished Opponent made another ironic declaration as I wondered aloud if I would be able to see anyone I knew within sight. He barely finished his sentence declaring he would know no-one when a chap behind us in the queue called out his name. A customer from the Distinguished Opponents day job then joined us in conversation until the doors opened.

 

 

Above you can see me posing in front of the glass cabinet containing my entry for the painting competition to prove I actually didn't chicken out and did submit my Viking. You can see how excited I am as I am yet to discover that I sadly didn't place at all in the competition. I didn't expect to, there were a lot of entries a lot better than mine, but I can't lie and say a tiny part of me wasn't disappointed.

You can see my viking there second from the left. By judging this cabinet was full and the category had lots of entries. Further down to the end of the cabinets, the historical section was thinly subscribed which was kind of a reflection of the show. I can imagine many years past when Salute took place in Kensington and Chelsea Town hall and George Lucas had only made one Star War that gentlemen puffed on their pipes whilst leaning over beautifully laid out tables of pewter riflemen. They probably had no time for new fangled Science Fiction and/or Fantasy. Wargaming was a serious endeavour to be partaken of involving endless calculations and careful note taking. I am sure those Gentlemen who I have the utmost of respect for would not recognise some of the hobby these days, but not necessarily for the worse. The hobby is evolving and South London Warlords along with multitudes of gamers and companies put on a great show that reflects these changes. I love the amazing quality of sculpts these days, every year something I see makes me audibly exclaim "wow". 3D printing brings a huge variety to the marketplace with some companies using it to add to their existing ranges larger models that would cost way too much in traditional resin. I find myself left behind and feeling like a grumpy grognard when people use contrast paints and talk about *shudders* slap chop method. (I despise that term, its a made up comedy phrase that people have adopted for an older technique. See now I am getting grumpy myself!) For Salute and the hobby to continue it needs to change and evolve. It isn't just us either. You should see some of the new fangled things people are doing with microchips in the world of model railways. 

 

Attendance seemed to be up again this year after the pandemic dip and I have heard some traders had very good days. I was chatting to a trader who remembered my name and I joked that it was impressive due to the fact that I was a middle aged man with a beard at a wargame show, so definitely not easily identified. 

This year however there did seem to be a lot more couples and families (I think 2021 can't be considered normal due to only hard core attendees like myself braving those annoying times to venture out). The inclusion of a panel of Women in Wargaming was a great idea and step forward although it would be a perfect world if we didn't need the specific panel and they were part of all of the panels anyway. There were some great games on display, which I failed to photograph any of due to sheer shopping exhaustion and needing to go home. (I had planned to spend the last part of the afternoon taking photographs.) I can recommend you watch Big Lee's video here to see some shots.

 

We had an unexpected surprise when we met up with friends from out of town that had brought their kids to the show for the day. They all seemed to have a great time, especially at the speed painting table. (Paint a model fully in twenty minutes, it is a lot less time than you think)  I once again gave it a go and I must admit, I wouldn't have picked myself as the winner, but both Distinguished Opponent and I just love doing it as it is such fun.

I tried painting his gun like a super soaker as it had that look to it. I painted the base in the last five seconds!

I also got to meet up with some fellow Bloggers at the traditional lunchtime Bloggers meet. It was great to meet up with Tamsin (Wargaming Girl) and Big Lee (Miniature Adventures ). I got to meet a couple of people I usually listen to via Podcasts too, Yarkshire Ken and Guy and Jasper from Wargames, Soldiers and Strategy magazine (or podcast)

I'm hiding at the back in the black cap.

I loved the canvas rather plastic goodie bags last Salute (I use the bag all the time when out buying lunch) so was a little disappointed it was plastic again this year, however the inclusion of a lovely dice tray instead as well as the commemorative dice and miniature was a great touch.

 

Distinguished Opponent and I had a great day out (made a lot less stressful due to the new Elizabeth Line getting us across London super quick) and a lot of purchases were made. I make no apologies for the exclamation mark in the headline, Salute is most definitely back!

Salute 2023 Preparation

 It's crept up on us again. Although there was no Salute last year, instead the last time I went to the Excel centre with the Distinguished Opponent (Brother in Law) was in November 2021 for what was officially Salute 2020. I am currently drinking from a mug I bought whilst there that says Salute 2019 (they are reduced to clear the next year) so I wonder sometimes if I even know what year it is now. Are you still with me?

So, anyway what I am trying to say is blimey, it's time to go to London again already. Distinguished Opponent will be coming, but Illustrious Opponent unfortunately has another engagement that day. Previous years for Salute I have traveled in quite a group, but it will probably just be the two of us. I will hopefully bump into some fellow bloggers and Analogue Hobby challengers on the day though and see some familiar faces. I have also bravely taken the step of changing my Facebook profile picture to a shot of myself rather than something I have painted for that one in a million chance that one of my social media followers might recognise me. (It all feels a little uncomfortable all this self promotion, but you have to push yourself sometimes don't you?)

 

 

Showing the full results of my painting during the Analogue Hobby Challenge

 Regular readers will know I like to go through the list of traders in advance of attending a show (see here ) here are some of my highlights I am looking forward to.

https://archon-studio.com/

They make great plastic kits that look nice and fit together lovely. I am addicted to painting their Masters of the Universe range so I will probably pick up some more from them.

They are just a joy to paint

 

 

https://www.blackscorpionminiatures.com/

They always have excellent quality sculpts, my particular favourite being their Old West range. They are slightly heroic in style rather than realistic, but they look good.

https://www.bluegiantstudios.co.uk/

Blue Giant sell Atlantis miniatures, the most stunning being the range of dwarfs. They do fall within the category of "that looks cool but wouldn't fit in with anything else I have" but as I am painting more now just for the love of painting, why not.

https://www.crocodilegames.com/

Back in the annuls of time at one my early visits to Salute I picked up some Spartans from Crocodile Games. I had probably recently seen the film 300 and they seemed cool. I have recently started expanding them into more of an army for something like Dragon Rampant or Gods and Mortals. Therefore it might be worth another visit to maybe grab some of their Amazons.

https://hfminis.co.uk/

I love Hasslefree Miniatures. They have beautiful sculpts. I know they have had some issues, bad luck and illnesses. I am sure they will have some great new models I haven't seen that I will need to grab though.

https://www.mitchesmilitarymodels.co.uk

Lastly, not really for myself but for the Distinguished Opponent to visit. He doesn't know it yet but when he reads this he will. This company does some great looking 75mm scale models and the Father in Law will probably want us to pick something up from these guys once he has read this too. 

 

Previous years we have had a go at speed painting and that is now a must. It will be the third time so that makes it tradition, right? I am also sticking my neck out and entering something in the show painting competition (caveat, I may still chicken out so don't take this as a definite decision.) I fully don't expect to win anything or even place, but I'm embracing the adventure of it all. Some people go bungie jumping or white water rafting, this is my level of adrenaline kick.

So, if you are attending Salute too, I hope you have a great day, if not, have a great day anyway. I will try and remember to take some photos, I can't promise I won't forget half way through the day from having too much fun. I'll let you know how my day went when I get back.

The rise of Artificial Intelligence - Are the robots taking over?

 A bit off topic today, but I thought I would talk about something that has intrigued me of late, that is related to this blog, but not necessarily to Wargaming specifically. I recently saw an advert for an app that would "revolutionise" blogging and "generate content for your blog" basically, write blog entries for you. Using AI to generate blog posts on whatever topic you choose. The idea being, you generate the posts, set your computer to automatically publish them, then add adverts and reap the income. Yep, I don't think that is going to work.

A couple of weeks later I was chatting to a colleague about AI and specifically ChatGPT. In my day job I write code scripts to manipulate large volumes of computer files and a colleague mentioned that a ChatGPT has been tested at writing code for various tasks. (Note ChatGPT is not responsible for that specific advert I first saw). The results don't always work, if you ask ChatGPT to write a script it needs to understand the nuances of the language you use to interpret your need, I tried a couple of examples that didn't work at all. My day job is safe for now.

The conversation did remind of the blog advert though, so I thought I would ask ChatGPT to write me an article and here is the result:

Sure, here's an article teaching someone how to choose a wargame scale and period:

Choosing a Wargame Scale and Period: A Beginner's Guide

Wargaming is a popular hobby that allows players to recreate historical, fantasy or science fiction battles on the tabletop. One of the first decisions you'll need to make as a beginner is choosing the scale and period of your wargame. In this guide, we'll cover the basics of choosing a wargame scale and period.

Scale

The first decision you need to make is choosing a scale. The scale refers to the size of the miniatures and terrain used in the game. There are several popular scales, including:

• 6mm: These miniatures are the smallest and are used for large battles on a grand scale. They require less space and are relatively inexpensive, but details can be difficult to see.
• 15mm: These miniatures are slightly larger than 6mm and are still used for large battles, but with more detail visible. They require more space than 6mm but are still relatively inexpensive.
• 28mm: These miniatures are the most popular and are used for smaller skirmishes and individual battles. They are highly detailed but require more space and can be more expensive.

Consider the size of your gaming space and budget when choosing a scale. Also, consider the era you want to recreate, as certain scales may be more appropriate for specific time periods.

Period

The next decision you need to make is choosing a period. This refers to the historical, fantasy or science fiction setting of your game. Here are some popular periods to consider:

• Ancient: Ancient wargames cover the time period from the Bronze Age to the fall of Rome. They involve battles between armies of the Greeks, Romans, Persians, and other ancient civilizations.
• Medieval: Medieval wargames cover the period from the fall of Rome to the Renaissance. They involve battles between knights, infantry, and archers.
• Napoleonic: Napoleonic wargames cover the period of the Napoleonic Wars in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. They involve battles between armies of the French, British, Prussians, and other European nations.
• World War I and II: These wargames cover the two world wars and involve battles between armies of various nations.
• Fantasy: Fantasy wargames involve battles between armies of mythical creatures, such as elves, dwarves, and orcs.
• Science Fiction: Science fiction wargames involve battles between armies of futuristic soldiers, aliens, and robots.

Consider your interests and knowledge when choosing a period. You may be more familiar with a particular era, or you may have a particular interest in fantasy or science fiction.

Conclusion

In conclusion, choosing a wargame scale and period is an important decision for beginners. Consider the size of your gaming space, budget, and interests when choosing a scale. Also, consider the era you want to recreate when choosing a period. With some research and consideration, you can choose a scale and period that will provide you with many hours of enjoyable wargaming.

 I think you'll agree its accurate but maybe a little dry? I tried again and asked it to make something funny:

Sure, here's a funny article about wargaming:

Wargaming: The Hobby Where Your Army Always Wins

If you're tired of losing at board games and video games, it's time to take up wargaming. With wargaming, your army always wins - because you get to make up the rules! That's right, in wargaming, you are the master of your own battlefield, and you get to decide who lives, who dies, and who gets to eat pizza while everyone else fights.

But before you dive into the world of wargaming, there are a few things you should know. For starters, your army should have a theme. Are you going for a medieval vibe? A sci-fi setting? A bunch of teddy bears with rocket launchers? The choice is yours, and the more ridiculous the better. Remember, wargaming is all about having fun.

Once you've decided on your army, it's time to create your battlefield. This can be as simple or as elaborate as you want it to be. You can use a basic mat, or you can create a full-scale replica of Helm's Deep. The choice is yours. Just remember, the more time you spend on your battlefield, the less time you have for actual wargaming.

Now it's time to start playing. Remember, you are the master of your own battlefield, so feel free to make up rules as you go along. Did your opponent just roll a six and take out your favorite unit? No problem, just declare that unit invincible and keep playing. Did you forget to set up a crucial piece of terrain? No problem, just declare that your army can fly over it.

The best part of wargaming is the camaraderie. You get to spend hours with your friends, strategizing and laughing and munching on pizza. But be warned, wargaming can also be a dangerous hobby. You might start to think you're a medieval warrior or a space marine or a teddy bear with a rocket launcher. You might find yourself talking in a fake British accent or using phrases like "for the glory of the Emperor!" in everyday conversation. But that's all part of the fun.

In conclusion, wargaming is the perfect hobby for anyone who wants to win at everything. With wargaming, you get to make up the rules, create your own battlefield, and spend time with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Grab your teddy bears and your rocket launchers and get to wargaming!

Personally I am a little offended by this attempt, the only parts I can see trying to be funny are the mentions of teddy bears and fake british accents. Make up the rules as you go along? This AI has obviously not seen the volumes of rulebooks creaking on my bookshelves.

In conclusion (hang on is this entire article AI generated?) I think bloggers can feel safe that they are not being replaced just yet. OpenAI who create ChatGPT  do clearly state that this is all an experiment and there will be some strange results still. It's a great idea and I commend them for letting the internet community play with their sandbox. I just hope they don't give it access to any Cyberdyne systems model 101's just yet.